Janet J Makes Me Gay!

Wait! I'm already gay. What I meant to say was, "Janet Jackson makes me gayer!" And of course by gay I mean happy. (yeah right!)My hands are unsteady already and my heart's fluttering. My knees grow weak... My goodness, I'm a mess and I havent' even gotten started. I don't think I'll be able to make it through this. I'm being serious, Janet Jackson renders me powerless.Powerless to think straight